MIDWEEK BLUES. Yep, we all get them.

I haven’t posted for a while so here goes post number three.. Or is it four. You know, I really can’t remember and right now I really don’t fancy having a quick peek.

Sooooo, anyway, we’re one day down in the week and you’re all probably wondering what I could have come up with to talk to you about right at the start of the week. I mean, it’s hard enough to shake the feeling of the Monday Blues, right? Well, it’s hard for me anyway.

You know what I mean though, surely. I mustn’t be the only person who feels grouchy on a Monday morning, like a fixed permanent bad mood has been dumped onto my head, it’s poopy to be quite honest with you.

Well, to be honest the week looks a little like this:

Miserable Monday

Terrible Tuesday

Wahey it’s Wednesday (Still depressing)

‘Friday needs to hurry up’ Thursday



SPICY SUNDAY, but ah, monday is next…

Monday be like..


Anyway, here is some help to guide you through the week.

#1 Run into a store, ask what the year is and then yell: ‘IT WORKED! IT WORKED!’

#2 Wear a shirt that says life. Hand out lemons.

#3 Change your name to Simon. Speak in third person.

#4 Buy a parrot.

#5 Teach the parrot to say: ‘Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot’.

#6 Fill an empty jar of mayonnaise with vanilla custard and dip in chocolate.

#7 Offer it out to people, watch them squirm as they refuse and watch.

#8 Tell a random kid that you are from the future..

#9 Look at someone directly through a glass window and say: ‘wow.. I’m hideous!’

#10 When the money comes out of the ATM, scream: ‘I won, I won!!!’


#11 Say ding at each floor

#12 Meow occasionally

#13 When there is only one other person in the elevator tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

#14 Whistle the first seven notes of ‘it’s a small world’ incessantly

#14 Make race car noises every time someone gets off the elevator

#15 Give Bible passages to each passenger.

#16 Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them

#17 When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open.

#18 Act embarrassed when they open automatically.

(for more elevator tricks visit: https://meyerweb.com/other/humor/elevator.html)


#19 In biology class, get everyone to put on aprons and goggles then when the teacher walks in the room act as though nothing is wrong.

#20 Wear handcuffs to class then arrive late saying: ‘Sorry, I had to break out of prison first’

#21 Get everyone to stare in one direction then when someone says shift look in another direction.

#22 Walk to the front of the class and fall. say someone tripped you.

#23 When the teacher asks a question get everyone to put their hands up and then say: ‘Oh, sorry I forgot’.

#24 Ask your teacher what he/she wanted to do in life instead of being a teacher.

#25 Ask the teacher of you can be excused. State the reason as you want to skip class.


#26 Leave a note on the teachers desk that says strange stuff like: ‘Don’t forget Tuesday’, ‘Have you checked the children for lice?’ or ‘did you water the orangutan yet?’.

I really hope these little tricks will brighten up your week, if you are daring enough to try them. Or brave enough to..

That’s it for now, stay tuned for some more.

Mils xoxo


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